January 2012
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Lists 8 (Free) Books Every... →
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Wishes in one hand and shit in the other: things... →
unknowablewoman:
ryliealise:
gaining then losing then gaining copious amounts of weight very quickly
sleeping instead of doing your homework
drinking too much coffee
apathy
spending four days in the same clothing/set of pajamas
being numb
crying with no tangible trigger
taking…
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Thou shalt not compare thyself to other witches,...
eyes-in-the-night:
This reminds me of something my Anthro MMR teacher said last semester and it goes something like this: “Put 14 Pagans in a room and you’ll end up with 28 religions.”
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not...
– Richard P. Feynman (via dictiosus)
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Please Post Whatever the Fuck You Want!
thatsthefactjack:
You’re you. And what you post makes you you.
We can’t ask you to post to our convenience.
So.
Post everything your heart desires. What I like I heart.
What I don’t I scroll over.
If I find myself scrolling over much more than liking…. I unfollow.
It’s that easy.
I fucking love you!
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I honestly think I have aged 10 years over the...
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Remind me to never ever allow another pic of me to...
Every single time I see the commercial for
The Bachelor, and that woman crying…I just start laughing.
WTF?
this cracks me up.
blutheiligung:
eeeegads:
blutheiligung:
eeeegads:
Hey blutheiligung - can you verify the realness of my boobs for the rest of Tumblr since you are a woman, and have seen them?
oh they are real Totally Fucking Real Great. Now I really won’t be able to sleep.
Yeah…cracks you up as in, you’re gonna need a moment.
Bwahahahaa! Please tell me we are going out drinking soon.
But of course...
I love some people on this website more than most...
murphysbride:
barmandan:
truth.
WE ALL BELONG TOGETHER
this cracks me up.
blutheiligung:
eeeegads:
Hey blutheiligung - can you verify the realness of my boobs for the rest of Tumblr since you are a woman, and have seen them?
oh they are real Totally Fucking Real Great. Now I really won’t be able to sleep.
Yeah…cracks you up as in, you’re gonna need a moment.
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When DH I were dating, we were in flagrante delicto when his best friend came bursting through the bedroom door.
DH flipped me over, ass up and covered himself.
Thanks honey.
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littlegoldenapple replied to your post: bdlyle reblogged your post: Damn…if 31 is old by…
When I hit 31, I’m just gonna be all rebellious and “Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!”
That’s how I roll! BWHAHAHAHA
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bdlyle reblogged your post: Damn…if 31 is old by Tumblr standards I’m in trouble.
WHAT?? THERE’S AN AGE CUTOFF FOR TUMBLR?? god dammit no wonder I feel like a pedo sometimes… Not that I know what that…
Yeah, it’s like the reverse of FB. You can only make it to a certain age. Once you get too old, they boot us off.
Whisk-aaaaaaayy
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mysevenkids:
eeeegads:
thisguyles replied to your post: Tonight I have discovered:
I’m 40 in 2.5 weeks…
I’m 38 in 4.5 weeks.
I’m 50 in 3.5 weeks. I either win, or lose.
So much WIN!!!
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dictiosus replied to your post: Hey blutheiligung - can you verify the realness of my boobs for the rest of Tumblr
Seen them??!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I didn’t want to offend the delicate sensibilities of my followers!!!
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littlegoldenapple replied to your post: Damn…if 31 is old by Tumblr standards I’m in trouble.
Fiance is 32 =o According to tumblr, I’m graverobbing!
LOLZ!
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Hey blutheiligung - can you verify the realness of...
since you are a woman, and have seen them?
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mysevenkids replied to your post: Loved your post on breast feeding; my twins breast fed until 2 or so, then their sister came along and fed until 3.
Between my 7 kids that lived to birth, I breastfed 18.5 yrs over a 23.5 yr period. When I started out, I knew not ONE breastfeeding mom. I nursed my kids whenever/wherever they needed. I would not let ppl relegate us to the bathroom to feed my...
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kaonicks replied to your post: You should be seriously jealous…
Damnit, I want a sammich!
And it was grilled, too. Om nom nom nom!
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trippystrobelights replied to your post: thisguyles replied to your post: Tonight I have…
Shhhhhh!! I just turned 44 and my kids luv the fact I’m on Tumblr. My reply=’That’s how I roll…’
Love that!
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